The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...