May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
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This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
cross a worm and an elephant
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