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An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
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A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Praying Parrots
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