10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...