Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...