My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...