Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...