Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...