Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...