The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...