Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...