Elephants VI
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No Jello
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Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
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yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...