Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!