Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!