Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...