Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...