Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...