Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...