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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...