My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...