The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.