An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...