The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...