Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...