Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...