Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...