A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...