Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...