Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...