One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!