I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.