What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...