Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...