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New business mergers!
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Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
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NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
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The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
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Play as James Bond
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One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....