Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...