The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.