When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...