What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...