Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...