Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...