Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...