Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...