Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...