Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...