A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...