Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...