Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...