Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...