Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer