Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...