The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...