Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash