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After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Difference Between Men and Women
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Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Definitions from Kids
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Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...